The Norwegian is in his most frightening vein of form yet – and it's all down to having a rare extended holiday
Erling Haaland was back in Norway this week and back amongst the goals. While the striker has already won every trophy imaginable with Manchester City, his international career has been one of great frustration.
It has not been for lack of trying on his part, as he has scored a remarkable 32 times in 35 appearances, but he has been let down by the overall quality of his team-mates, with the exception of Martin Odegaard and Alexander Sorloth. Norway have failed to qualify for a major tournament since Euro 2000 and couldn't even make the play-offs to qualify for Euro 2024 or the 2022 World Cup.
More misery followed in the Nations League last week as Norway drew 0-0 away to Kazakhstan, but, back on home turf on Monday, Haaland fired his nation to victory against Austria, the most fashionable team at the Euros.
At first there was a familiar feeling of frustration when Haaland slammed the ball into the net as he looked across and saw the offside flag was up. The frustration soon turned to elation, however, after a VAR review ruled the goal onside. Norway held on to win a first competitive match at home for almost a year and the joy of leading his national team to an important win can only further lift Haaland's mood as he prepares to resume the Premier League season with City at home to Brentford on Saturday.
Not that he needed a lift, as he is already in truly ferocious form, with seven goals in three games. And it is all thanks to him having a proper summer holiday, most of which was spent back in his homeland.
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Haaland got to enjoy the rarest thing for elite footballers in 2024 – an extended break. Thirty-four days, to be precise, 10 days longer than he had previously enjoyed ever since he was 17. He got an extra week on top of that between the FA Cup final and Norway's international friendlies in June, too, in which he returned home.
Haaland's reboot began in Marbella, where he owns property, and he was seen DJing at the Playa Padre beach club. It was not all peaceful though, as he was caught up in a separate beach club during a raid by armed police.
He was able to get back in the holiday vibe when he, his girlfriend Isabel Haugseng Johansen, family and friends took out a luxury yacht and sailed from Saint-Tropez in France towards the picturesque island of Capri off the coast of Naples. According to , the yacht, cost €100,000 (£84,000/$110,000) per week to rent and had a jet ski, paddle boards and diving equipment on board.
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Haaland may love the sun and beaches like most footballers, but he is also firmly in touch with his roots. That is why he then went back to Norway for the final stretch of his extended break, and he visited the mountain district of Voss, known for its white-water rafting and hiking, and Haaland relaxed by the lake, meditating on the rocks.
He also indulged in another of his passions: eating. He devoured local food such as raspeballs – potato dumplings with meat – and kjottkaker, Norwegian meatballs.
He also returned to his hometown of Bryne. Even when he was well on his way to superstardom, Haaland was known to help his farming neighbours out by milking the cows, and this summer he got his hands dirty again, helping his father Alfe-Inge chop wood.
He may have blamed the wood chopping for the back pain he felt when he reported back to City's pre-season training, but the key thing about Haaland's break and the secret to his record-breaking start to the campaign is the mental reset he was allowed to have.
Switching off
Even when he had breaks last year, Haaland did promotional work with Dolce & Gabbana and EAFC. This summer, by contrast, he was able to switch off completely. There is a small irony in the fact that he was only allowed to have the long break due to Norway's failure to qualify for the Euros, and that was not lost on him when he spoke during a pre-season press conference in New York.
“Yeah, of course I would love to play in the Euros and hopefully one day I will, but I had my longest break since 2017 so that was nice,” he said. "My body is fully rested, and I feel ready…. it felt amazing. I needed it. I was quite tired. It’s going to be a long season this year.”
Haaland was not wrong. He scored five goals in four games in pre-season and has been even more deadly since the campaign properly begun. He bullied Marc Cucurella to score the first goal of City's opening day win at Chelsea and then tore through the entire teams of Ipswich and West Ham, scoring hat-tricks in consecutive Premier League matches for the second time in three seasons.
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Haaland's three-goal salvo at the London Stadium took him on to eight Premier League hat-tricks in just 69 matches. That's more trebles than Wayne Rooney, the league's third-top scorer of all time, managed in 491 games.
He has as many hat-tricks as second-top scorer Harry Kane struck in 320 games and as many as both Thierry Henry (258) and Michael Owen (326). Only Robbie Fowler (on nine trebles), all-time scorer Alan Shearer (10) and Sergio Aguero (12) have more hat-tricks than the Norwegian. But at Haaland's current rate of a treble every 8.6 games, he could feasibly catch Aguero by the end of this season.
Haaland began life at City breaking records for fun, scoring 15 times in his first nine league games and finishing the campaign with 36 goals, blitzing Shearer and Andy Cole's 28-year-long record tally of 34 strikes in one campaign.